I'm fancy. I’m piggybacking Little Red Riding Boobs. I went to Yardley and have a 4.0 grade point average. You’re extinct, dipshit.
Friday, April 23, 2010
Ooo, look at me
I'm fancy. I’m piggybacking Little Red Riding Boobs. I went to Yardley and have a 4.0 grade point average. You’re extinct, dipshit.
Monday, April 20, 2009
well put
this quote appeared today in a front-page article of a major, international, english-language newspaper. the person quoted is the Information Minister of an english-speaking nation (Jamaica), and therefore accustomed to making statements to the press. in the language of english.
"Thank God, there are no injuries in terms of the passengers and that the hijacking is that of a mentally challenged youngster and not anything else that will be any cause of concern in terms of an international incident," Vaz added.
wordwise, in terms of the language used, i thought everyone, in terms of people, would appreciate, thankingwise, how never to use the language in terms of speaking.
in terms of taking the time, for your benefit, in terms of helping you not sound like a fucking idiot even though not sounding like a fucking idiot may be 99-percent of your job-description, careerwise, you're welcome.
"Thank God, there are no injuries in terms of the passengers and that the hijacking is that of a mentally challenged youngster and not anything else that will be any cause of concern in terms of an international incident," Vaz added.
wordwise, in terms of the language used, i thought everyone, in terms of people, would appreciate, thankingwise, how never to use the language in terms of speaking.
in terms of taking the time, for your benefit, in terms of helping you not sound like a fucking idiot even though not sounding like a fucking idiot may be 99-percent of your job-description, careerwise, you're welcome.
Tuesday, March 24, 2009
FUCK!
I'VE BEEN SHOT IN MY HEAD!
sorry. just speculating how i might have reacted had i, like Uncle Murda, been comment-capable after taking lead to the dome.
shit, i probably would have taken the time to sign up for twitter and posted "i done just been shot in my head," then updated my facebook status to "shot in the head; blood on my blackberry." that's how shit becomes real, yo.
sorry. just speculating how i might have reacted had i, like Uncle Murda, been comment-capable after taking lead to the dome.
shit, i probably would have taken the time to sign up for twitter and posted "i done just been shot in my head," then updated my facebook status to "shot in the head; blood on my blackberry." that's how shit becomes real, yo.
Wednesday, March 4, 2009
captured live at Amsterdam's Schiphol Airport
shot of unidentified Ninja University graduate blowing Ronald McDonald in broad daylight.
I know it's Amsterdam and all, but Jesus. They don't have broom closets in Dutch airports? I'm tryna drain a Big Mac over here.
Friday, February 13, 2009
Monday, February 9, 2009
What not to call your movie theater
Even if it is a porn theater. Which this Cape Town movie house is not.
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