the all-time greatest thing ever, of all time, ever

i've struggled, worthy devotee, to imagine the best way to kick off America's Leading Blog™, and no amount of scraping the brain pan could have yielded a better entry than the photo you see before you. it's the ad for High Life that never ran; the crowning achievement of civilization not viewable in the Louvre; the wind beneath my wings. if the scrawler responsible for this masterclass would identify him or herself, i'm certain the laws governing defacement of property would be suspended long enough to hand him/her the golden key to our cities and an access all-areas pass to Fort Knox. America, like America's Leading Blog™, will adore you, sir or madam, in proportion to your talents.

XOXO,

BFF,

fedge

p.s.: fucker even spelled 'receive' right. with no auto-spellcheck. you know how hard that is?