a big day for America's Leading Blog™ and, by extension, for its lucky, ballooning readership. check it: America's Leading Blog™ used to blast into the unsuspecting (and frankly unprepared) world from 10th street exclusively. turns out one needn't root one's gift-giving to one computer anchored in one place. one can blog from pretty much anywhere in town. (i can, anyway—don't want to speak for everyone else.) so what i'm saying is, don't get too fucked up when all of a sudden the next lev shit comes flying at you from, say, warren street. or central park. America's Leading Blog™ might for example be getting its tourist on at The Met, and America's Leading Blog™ could cold drop some sweet cyber-science from The Met's own café. have you tried the daily soups they have there? they really are quite excellent. at The Met, America's Leading Blog™ expects to take in some of civilization's greater achievements. but a puréed zucchini soup with just a hint of cream, cumin, and fresh cilantro? did not see that shit coming. America's Leading Blog™ came to on the floor of the café looking up into a huddle of security guards and a chef with "lawsuit" furrowing his brow. "it's alright, yo--that soup just fucked me up is all. you make that shit with Dolly Parton sweat? it's TIGHT." and what's up, because they straight gave America's Leading Blog™ a coupon for a soup of my choice (even the same soup if i want) at some future date. considerably better than the time America's Leading Blog™ awoke in the men's room at grand central in a similar situation. mostly similar.
the point: America's Leading Blog™ is taking this shit back to the Shaolin, so don't be surprised when it hits you OUT OF NOWHERE.
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"taking this shit back to the Shaolin"
fedge, you complete me.
What concerns me is that your comment about waking up in the men's room at Grand Central may not have been a joke.
In any case, I have to agree, "taking this shit back to the Shaolin" is fucking poetry.
this shit is stupid you talk to much lol!!!!1!
America's Leading Blog™—The Blog On Everyone's Lips™—would stand rightfully accused of disappointing its legions if it did not rush to thank cornwall4000 and randolphmantooth for sharing their laser-sharp vision. as for Kati With an i™—Girl, pull your vibrator out of the family cat™. your shit ain't right.
Blah blah blah I'm so smart and I talk about the Shoaloins look at me im FEdge. U know what i dont even have a cat cause im allergic! so ur the 1 that's not right!
excellent point, kati with an i. ALB™ stands corrected.
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