okay, now

America's Leading Blog™ flat out lied. it wasn't any 17 minutes between those last 2 posts. it was a full fucking HOUR. time fucking FLIES when you're writing the best shit that has ever been written in any language, ever. (America's Leading Blog™ was going to say, "...since Shakespeare," but a) why perpetuate more lies? and b) false humility is gay. what's up.)