"Don't worry." despite recent instances in America's Leading Blog™ of outright lying and of gross underestimation of time's relentless passage, you can rest assured America's Leading Blog™ will persist in being the best thing in your life. forever.* America's Leading Blog™ swears.*
*(you can believe these two assurances even though my last two assurances on the same subject [to wit: "Time," capital T, and "Honesty"] were sub-reliable. "Return to trust" is the motto.)
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