member how I warned you to watch out cuz my Shaolin Styles would be hittin you outta nowhere? Well at work tomorrow, instead of saying "I have no idea where this black eye came from," you can say "oh, this? America's Leading Blog(TM) was cold dropping the mackadocia shit from the Jersey Turnpike." and dude will be all, "Right? Ninja was rocking that iPhone on the way home from Thanksgiving." And you can ask, "Is that how come you got that ribeye where you normally gots just a eye?", and dude'll be all, "You know that's how I got clocked" (putting his emphasis on 'know').
Basically most everyone you respect's gonna have a FAT shiner tomorrow. Be a good time to boost your investments in the makeup sector. There'll be a run on concealer at Bergdorf's.
If you thought America's Leading Blog(TM) came to play you're out of your fucking mind. A straight up crazy idiot.
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Bones don't feel good in Bed! We Will All Be Skeletons Soon Enough, Why Rush The Process! Eat for your Family, God, And Most Of All Yourself! Food Is Nutrition And Nutrition is LIFE! Don't be afraid to eat, God Said, "I WILL NEVER LEAVE YOU OR FORSAKE YOU"! Kati (a message of LOVE)
>>>>>ONCE A GIRL LOOKED IN THE MIRROR AND SAID PESTILANCE THREE TIMES AND SHE DROPPED DEAD IMMEDIATELY. FORWARD THIS TO 20 PEOPLE IMMEDIATELY OR YOU WILL DIE!!!!!!
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